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1. The Trial
Gordon Brittas stands accused murder, and grievous bodily harm to a group of old ladies. A plea of innocence is all very well but eye-witness accounts and evidence seem to suggest otherwise. As the story unfolds it turns out that Brittas has unwittingly stumbled on to an international drugs syndicate who had been using Whitbury Leisure Centre as their drop off point. To make matters worse an unknown member of staff has been super-gluing objects that Brittas is likely to pick up which includes a chain saw which accidentally seems to have been switched on.
2. That Creeping Feeling
Brittas has received a parcel from a Lord Milbanks in South America. A person from whom he parted on less than ideal terms. The parcel appears to contain only leaves. But the deadly poisonous spider it contained has already escaped and is roaming the Center! Will Brittas find out in time to avert disaster? Meanwhile, the staff are giving him the silent treatment because of the less than flattering physical fitness reviews they all have recently received.
3. Laura's Leaving
Brittas' deputy manager Laura is applying for promotion to a large centre in London, and it seems certain she will get it. The news sends Helen into a panic. Helen is convinced that as soon as Laura goes out the door disaster will befall the centre. It seems she could be right. Colin is behaving strangely after a bang on the head and when Brittas asks him to heat up the pool for a Pentecostal Baptism things start to go disastrously wrong.
4. Two Little Boys
Whitbury Leisure Centre is celebrating its first birthday and Brittas has prepared a multitude of special events to celebrate. Unfortunately the fuel storage tank has sprung a leak and Colin is busy collecting all the oil into various containers. Meanwhile, Brittas' twin brother Horatio has been staying with him before taking up his new post in the Church as Dean of Beirut. He is having doubts about his vocation and turn to Gordon for advice. Gordon reminds him of their plans they made when they were young to cure the world of all its ills. A stray firework and a cupboard full of heating fuel gives Horatio the sign he needed to convince him to go.
5. Sex, Lies And Red Tape
Brittas is trying to raise funds for a second trampoline. Tim and Gavin are having wet sponges thrown at them and Colin attempts a marathon juggle which goes well until his balls get caught in some high tension cables. Brittas himself is on a sponsored silence - an idea suggested by Julie his secretary. When a wealthy American businessman offers to buy the trampoline outright Laura becomes suspicious, especially as it is her estranged husband.
6. The Stuff Of Dreams
Helen's twins are due and she is determined that Laura should be the one to drive her to hospital. Meanwhile Gordon poses as an elderly customer to work out his plans for the upcoming Elderly Week, which unfortunately results in an altercation with a genuine senior. Helen's labor pains begin and somehow she is whisked off in Brittas' car to the hospital - well, not quite to the hospital! After Brittas collides with another vehicle he pulls over and somehow the car becomes sandwiched between a letterbox and another car. Always able to think on his feet Brittas decides to get Helen out of the car via the sunroof.
