Alan B'Stard is a man without morals. As a conservative MP his political views place him somewhere to the right of Genghis Khan. There are no depths to which he would not sink, no plot too cunning. With the help of his transexual accountant Norma/Norman, the invincible Alan manipulates his way through the world of drugs, pornography, fraud and murder. Worlds which have no place for scruples or diplomacy. Worlds ideally suited to the Tory MP with the largest majority in the house.