J.J. wrote a love poem that he recited to two different girls in the same day.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love you for your skin's pure sheen, for your two sweet lips with teeth in between.
I love you for your gorgeous bod', and for your hair that is strictly mod.
I love you in all kinds of weather, 'cause baby, you is all together!
The first girl, Marci, runs off with another boy after J.J. completes her portrait. J.J. is crushed.
Florida: James Junior, it's not the end of the world.
It is! I'm just gonna sit here and drink myself into a kool aid coma!
James Senior: J.J There'll be other women.
No, I mean it. I'm finished with women!
Phone rings: Hello?, J.J. the hermit speaking... Oh hi Charlotte, how ya doin' baby!... Yeah, I'd love to go!... See you at seven!
The poem is recited a second time to Charlotte.
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